New Home, Who Dis Doormat?
Say hello to your new favorite welcome mat! Our “New Home Who Dis?” funny doormat is the perfect blend of modern humor, functional design, and cozy charm. Whether you're moving into a new place, celebrating a housewarming, or searching for the perfect gift, this clever coir doormat adds personality to any entryway.
🏠 WHY YOU’LL LOVE THIS FUNNY DOORMAT:
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Crafted from 100% natural coir – sustainable, eco-conscious, and excellent at scraping off dirt and mud before it hits your floors.
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UV-printed and sealed for long-lasting durability, even in high-traffic areas.
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The bold, cheeky message makes this doormat a hit with guests and delivery drivers alike!
📏 AVAILABLE IN TWO POPULAR SIZES:
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18 x 30 inches – A great fit for most single doorways, apartments, or tight porch spaces.
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24 x 36 inches – Perfect for larger front steps, entryways, or double doors.
🌿 NATURAL TEXTURE, MODERN STYLE:
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Made from premium coir fibers, each mat is beautifully unique with its own texture and tone.
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Expect small variations like fiber thickness, color differences, or the occasional coir husk—these are natural and part of the charm.
🧼 SIMPLE CARE TIPS:
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Shake out regularly to remove debris.
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Keep in a dry, covered area to extend the life of your mat and protect the print.
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While the UV sealant helps, avoid moisture for best results (wet coir can darken over time).
📦 PLEASE NOTE:
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Due to the natural materials, each doormat may differ slightly in color and appearance.
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Returns and exchanges are not accepted, but please contact us within 24 hours of delivery if there’s an issue with your order.
🎁 MAKES A GREAT GIFT FOR:
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New homeowners and first-time renters
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Anyone with a modern sense of humor
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Housewarming parties and real estate closings
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Lovers of quirky home decor and funny entryway mats
✨ Let your front door do the talking! Be sure to explore our shop for more funny doormats, seasonal styles, and creative gifts for every home.
