Like A Good Neighbor Stay Over There Doormat
Set the tone from the doorstep with this hilarious and relatable “Like a Good Neighbor, Stay Over There” doormat—perfect for anyone who appreciates a little distance and a lot of personality.
Whether you're a fan of sarcasm, a proud introvert, or just someone who enjoys a bit of peace and privacy, this funny coir doormat is a playful yet practical addition to your entryway. It also makes a great gift for friends, neighbors (ironically, of course), or new homeowners with a sense of humor.
🪵 Product Details:
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Material: 100% natural coir made from coconut husk fibers
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Function: Tough on dirt, gentle on eyes—keeps mud and debris out
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Print: UV-cured and sealed for outdoor durability and fade resistance
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Size Options:
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18" x 30" – Ideal for standard single-door entryways
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24" x 36" – Perfect for double doors or larger front porches
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😄 Why You'll Love It:
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Great conversation starter (from a safe distance!)
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Makes a unique housewarming gift, funny front porch mat, or gag gift
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Adds instant personality to any doorstep
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Pairs well with modern, rustic, or farmhouse home décor
⚠️ Please Note:
Because each mat is made from natural coir fibers, variations in color and texture are normal. Each one is slightly different, adding to the handmade charm. You may notice occasional coconut husk flecks or thickness variations.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Clean by shaking or lightly brushing off debris
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Store in a dry, covered area to extend life
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Although UV-sealed, moisture may cause natural fibers to darken over time
🚫 Returns & Exchanges:
Each mat is made to order, so we do not accept returns or exchanges. If you receive a damaged or incorrect item, please reach out within 24 hours of delivery and we’ll make it right!
💬 Looking for more bold and funny doormats? Check out our shop for more original designs, custom options, and seasonal favorites!
