{"product_id":"shove-a-pumpkin-up-my-ass-call-me-spooky-doormat","title":"Shove A Pumpkin Up My Ass \u0026 Call Me Spooky Doormat","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShove a Pumpkin Up My Ass Doormat – Funny Halloween Welcome Mat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGet your Halloween porch ready for laughs with this \u003c\/span\u003eShove a Pumpkin Up My Ass Doormat. Featuring the cheeky phrase “Shove a pumpkin up my ass \u0026amp; call me spooky,” this funny Halloween doormat is perfect for anyone who loves sarcastic humor, adult Halloween décor, and a little attitude at the front door.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for spooky season, Halloween parties, or anyone who prefers their holiday décor with a side of sass, this \u003c\/span\u003efunny Halloween welcome mat\u003cspan\u003e is guaranteed to get a reaction from your guests.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy You'll Love This Funny Halloween Doormat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003esarcastic Halloween welcome mat\u003cspan\u003e brings bold humor and spooky-season personality to your entryway.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ Funny and sassy Halloween design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ Perfect for adults who love sarcastic humor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ Great for Halloween parties and spooky season décor\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ Adds personality and attitude to your front porch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ Makes a hilarious Halloween gift for friends and family\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShove a Pumpkin Up My Ass Doormat – Sizes \u0026amp; Details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach \u003c\/span\u003eFunny Halloween Doormat\u003cspan\u003e is handcrafted using durable natural coir fibers designed for outdoor use.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ Available in 18\" x 30\" and 24\" x 36\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ Made from eco-friendly natural coir fibers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ UV-printed design for vibrant, long-lasting color\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ Durable surface helps trap dirt and debris\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✔ Best for covered outdoor areas\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause coir is a natural material, each doormat may have slight variations in color and texture, making every piece unique.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTo keep your \u003c\/span\u003eShove a Pumpkin Up My Ass Doormat\u003cspan\u003e looking its best, shake it out regularly to remove dirt and debris. Keep it in a dry, covered area and avoid excessive moisture.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0573\/2558\/4560\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Aug_20_2026_at_09_42_33_AM-2.png?v=1787233392\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0573\/2558\/4560\/files\/Doormat_Underside_1772035563699f1deb115091371.jpg?v=1772035564\" alt=\"\" width=\"2048\" height=\"2048\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Simply Rustic Barn","offers":[{"title":"18 x 30","offer_id":45528356815024,"sku":"4437152324","price":35.07,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24 x 36","offer_id":45528356847792,"sku":"4437152327","price":45.07,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0573\/2558\/4560\/files\/pumpkin_spooky-2.jpg?v=1787233425","url":"https:\/\/thesimplyrusticbarn.com\/products\/shove-a-pumpkin-up-my-ass-call-me-spooky-doormat","provider":"The Simply Rustic Barn","version":"1.0","type":"link"}