{"product_id":"rule-29763-doormat","title":"Rule #29763 Doormat","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eRule #29763 Doormat – Uncle Clifford’s Rules P Valley Inspired Welcome Mat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBring some\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eP Valley attitude to your front porch with this bold Rule #29763 Doormat, inspired by Uncle Clifford’s rules from \u003cem\u003eP Valley\u003c\/em\u003e. Featuring the memorable message about being careful who you let through the door and the signature “The Pynk” reference, this P Valley inspired doormat is perfect for fans of the show, Uncle Clifford, and unapologetic Southern humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny adult welcome mat makes a bold statement at your entryway and is a great way to show off your love for \u003cem\u003eP Valley\u003c\/em\u003e while giving guests a laugh before they even step inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love This Rule #29763 Doormat\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eP Valley inspired welcome mat brings the bold energy of The Pynk right to your front door.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ “Rule #29763” design inspired by Uncle Clifford’s rules\u003cbr\u003e✔ P Valley inspired wording and artwork\u003cbr\u003e✔ Bold black lettering with a pop of pink\u003cbr\u003e✔ Perfect for fans of P Valley and The Pynk\u003cbr\u003e✔ Fun statement piece for your front porch\u003cbr\u003e✔ Great gift for TV show and pop culture fans\u003cbr\u003e✔ Stylish layered rug look for your entryway\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eRule #29763 Doormat – Sizes \u0026amp; Details\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eP Valley inspired doormat is handcrafted using durable natural coir fibers designed for outdoor use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ Available in 18\" x 30\" and 24\" x 36\"\u003cbr\u003e✔ Made from eco-friendly natural coir fibers\u003cbr\u003e✔ UV-printed design for long-lasting color\u003cbr\u003e✔ Durable surface to help trap dirt and debris\u003cbr\u003e✔ Best for covered outdoor areas\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause coir is a natural material, each funny P Valley doormat may have slight variations in color and texture, making every piece unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo keep your Rule #29763 Doormat looking its best, shake it out regularly to remove dirt and debris. Keep in a dry, covered area and avoid excessive moisture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e_____________________________________________________________________________\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0573\/2558\/4560\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Sep_12_2026_at_11_39_56_AM-2.png?v=1789227690\" alt=\"\"\u003e_____________________________________________________________________________\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Simply Rustic Barn","offers":[{"title":"18 x 30","offer_id":41809043456176,"sku":"4180904345","price":35.07,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24 x 36","offer_id":41809043488944,"sku":"4180904348","price":45.07,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0573\/2558\/4560\/files\/RULE.jpg?v=1789227101","url":"https:\/\/thesimplyrusticbarn.com\/products\/rule-29763-doormat","provider":"The Simply Rustic Barn","version":"1.0","type":"link"}